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    This restricted portal serves Designated Operators and Certified Practitioners seeking to requisition formally sanctioned ritual tools and expendables as directly encouraged under Codex Kinesis and subsequently verified by the Intranodal Transit Authority (ITA). POLITE WARNING: Unauthorised access or attempted requisition by non-designated personnel constitutes a violation of Temporal Integrity Statute 4C.317 and may result in swift chronymic decoherence. All practitioners are responsible for maintaining functional familiarity with the assets requisitioned. Failure to adhere to operational parameters may compromise ritual integrity, attract unsanctioned oversight, or induce spontaneous regulatory phenomena. Proceed with diligence.

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    GENERAL NOTICE: The perception or reporting of any listed anomalies may trigger automatic review under the Non-Voluntary Ontological Disclosure Scheme (NVODS). Persistent episodes must be logged using Form Q-17 (“Involuntary Entrainment Manifestation Report”) and counter-signed by a qualified Interoceptive Liaison Officer (ILO) within 72 hours. All qualia are subject to retroactive classification under the Unified Oscillatory Interpretability Framework (UOIF), and failure to report may result in procedural liminality or, in rare cases, memetic seepage beyond Class-B containment thresholds. By remaining within visual range of this advisory, you consent to subliminal internodal monitoring under the Provisional Emotion Beam Mandate (PEBM).

    LEGAL DISCLAIMER: The Church of Kinetic Ritual ("CKR," "the Church," "Regulatory Authority") provides these materials for official use by Designated Operators with appropriate clearance levels as determined by Form KK-137B certification standards. All products remain property of the CKR until formal requisition procedures are completed in accordance with Statute 7B of the Interdimensional Materialization Protocol.

    SAFETY ADVISORY: The Church of Kinetic Ritual bears no responsibility for spontaneous decalcification, heightened sensitivity, unscheduled resonance, or other reconfigurations resulting from improper usage of sanctioned materials, including but not limited to temporary fluency in extinct languages, heightened empathy for household appliances, involuntarily polyrhythmic cardiovascular events, dreams featuring algebra, and/or perspiration with mild phosphorescence.

    PRIVACY NOTICE: All requisition data is logged and may be subject to review. The CKR employs advanced systems to detect unauthorized patterns and trajectories. User sensitivity profiles are maintained for a period of 700 generations in accordance with requirements.

    REGISTER BELOW to receive irregular operational advisories, compliance deadlines and safety protocols.

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