COKR | Operational Assets Division
Cranial Microclimate
Cranial Microclimate
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Flexible biothermal shielding; prevents unauthorised thermodynamics during low-temperature Operation. Precision-knitted to ensure uniform acoustic distribution across temporal and parietal zones, promoting unimpeded limbic circulation with up to 30% attenuation of Unsolicited Disregulation Phenomena.
Embroidered Sigil ("Klark Kent," Manifestation Glyph v.1978, lime-spectrum thread) authenticates Operator Designation, and is approved for passive modulation of cortical frequencies and maintenance of pineal equilibrium.
TECH SPEC: 100% Turbo-Acrylic engineering with extended 12" cuff, engineered for atmospheric retention with minimal electromagnetic signature. Hypoallergenic construction for heightened cognitive throughput, with elastometric sizing to accommodate cranial expansion during heightened entrainment events.
PRACTITIONER TESTIMONIAL:
"Since requisitioning the CIU-KK-LUM, my cold-weather field efficacy has increased dramatically. The thermal regulation allows for extended outdoor Ritual without cognitive degradation. Essential kit."
GEOPOLITICAL PROVENANCE: Composite materials procured from approved convergence sites in the Socialist Republic of Vietnam, People's Republic of Bangladesh, and/or Republic of Korea. Each unit pre-charged with baseline capitalist oscillatory signature during manufacture.
Size guide
A (inches) | B (inches) | C (inches) | D (inches) | |
One size | 17 ¼-18 ½ | 8 ⅝ | 3 | 8 ⅛ |
A (cm) | B (cm) | C (cm) | D (cm) | |
One size | 44-47 | 22 | 7.5 | 20.5 |
HAZARD ADVISORY: Prolonged wear may induce charismatic amplification, unpredictable hair phenomena, and enhanced sensitivity to ambient emotional residue. The Church of Kinetic Ritual disclaims all liability for spontaneous resonance coupling and/or social misinterpretation arising from public use.
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